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[greenygal]

liviapenn's crack pairings meme - Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

Not as cracky as it could be, since all my icons are DC comics characters anyway.

Connor Hawke/Gar Logan--I think I've speculated on this one in the past, actually. I don't think they've actually met, and I'm not convinced they'd do well in the long-term, but I could see them making good sounding boards for each other, particularly in the context of trying to deal with/figure out their sexual identities.

Grodd/Helena Bertinelli--Um. Er. Moving on now...

Jade Nguyen/James Jesse--Oh god yes. James usually prefers not to mess with mass-murdering sociopaths, but give him a good reason and he'd stroll right in with some really brazen scam, and she'd smile and promise to kill him if he was playing her, and he'd smile even wider and assure that he'd never dream of it. And then there would be so much hot sex, because Jade is like that and James ain't above it, either, and the whole time they'd be scrambling to stay ahead of each other. A little like his guest turn in CATWOMAN, only considerably more dangerous.

Koriand'r/Kyle Rayner--*laughs!* Oh, give me a hard one. In fairness, neither of these two has traditionally been into one-night stands, but hit them at the right time and they'd have a lot of fun together.

Laurel Gand/Linda Park--This should not work. This should not work at all. But damn it would be cool--! *eyes Wally a little guiltily* Before he gets there, maybe--and Laurel might be good for Linda in some of the same ways he was.

Lyle Norg/Michael Jon Carter--Well, Lyle does have that thing for mouthy blondes with a force-field... Totally a quick "god you're hot" scramble, though, Booster's just not Lyle's type.

Querl Dox/Ted Kord--Either get on like a house afire or kill each other, not quite sure which.

Vic Sage/Wally West--...not so much. I don't think these two could even manage to get through a decent conversation, in either universe.

Comments

[marag.livejournal.com]

I think Querl would hate Ted with a passion. And yes, I agree that Vic and Wally just...wouldn't work. At all.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Querl Dox/Ted Kord--Either get on like a house afire or kill each other, not quite sure which.

...like a house *exploding*, maybe. After the initial territorial dance, they'd work well together when they were actually *working*, but otherwise be very annoyed and yell at each other a lot about things no one else understands and then... disappear back into the lab. For hours. And occasionally with things banging into the wall.

Everyone else, at least, would assume they're totally doing it, and they'd both at least *pretend* to be oblivious.