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[greenygal]

Passing the word on from blinkytreefrog: preview pages for the first part of I Can't Believe It's Not the Justice League are up.

Also, Nika, I got my hands on POINT BLANK. I'm holding you personally responsible for the ensuing mental damage. *shudders* Dear god, somebody just shoot Tao already! Oh wait, they tried that and it didn't work...

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[unlovablehands.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL FEBRUARY. *clicks* (Also, wow. Ted? Booster? Just make out already.)

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

It's okay to admit you're jealous, Ted. Really!

[unlovablehands.livejournal.com]

JUST KISS HIM. Booster will be all "nnghph? mm-mm-nghph? mmmmm!" and then there will be happy making outage. Seriously, kids. It will make you happy.

On the other hand, Booster? I'm totally with you on perving with regard to that rommate situation. Wowzer. Mmmm. Mary Marvel and Fire. *happy sigh*

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

JUST KISS HIM. Booster will be all "nnghph? mm-mm-nghph? mmmmm!" and then there will be happy making outage.

But that would be wrong! Because Booster is married! And Ted is mature! Or at least, I'm pretty sure that's Ted is telling himself...

Mmmm. Mary Marvel and Fire. *happy sigh*

On the one hand, I'm quite sure Fire is staring at you with undisguised horror. On the other hand, that would have been her reaction to sleeping with Guy, too...

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

Heh. I actually wouldn't be too suprised if Degiffmatteneis went there with Mary/Fire. At least some smooching. It's the kind of thing they'd do, I think.

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

If they did that, I imagine it would go something like this:

VILLAIN: I'll let your teammates go--*if*...
FIRE: Can we skip the ominous pauses and just get down to it?
VILLAIN: If you two kiss.
FIRE: ...okay, maybe the ominous pauses weren't that bad. Are you out of your *mind*?
VILLAIN: That's the deal. One long hot kiss. With tongue. Or I feed your friends to my mutant rats.
MARY: *shocked* I'm not that kind of girl! We aren't even dating!
FIRE: Nor are we going to be. Look, can't we, I dunno, steal a vital component for your deathray? That's what a *real* super-villain would want.
VILLAIN: *stiffly* Deathrays are out of fashion.
FIRE: So's that outfit, but that didn't stop you.
VILLAIN: Mutant. Rats. One bite and you start oozing green slime.
FIRE: *sighs* Okay, okay.

Fire grabs Mary and flies straight up, vanishing into the clouds. They return several minutes later; Mary is blinking and looks somewhat disheveled.

FIRE: There, we kissed. Call off the rats.
VILLAIN: What? That doesn't count! I didn't get to watch!
FIRE: The deal was one kiss. You didn't say anything about watching.
VILLAIN: How do I know you even--

Fire's flame intensifies to the point where it's uncomfortable to stand near her, and she grabs the villain by his shirtfront (or whatever piece of his costume is the closest equivalent).

FIRE: *hissing* Do you REALLY want to give me any more of a hard time about this?
VILLAIN: ...I'll go get your teammates. They've been driving me crazy anyway.
FIRE: You can keep the one in yellow if you want.
VILLAIN: Not if you paid me.

That kind of thing, sure, I could see that. Silliness. Actual gay content, no--not with Mary Marvel.

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

well, yeah. silliness. But, man, they turned Mary into a berserker of death last time, I think they have a little leeway. *g*

(And of course the boys would complain *vociferously* about missing out. Assuming Bea told them, which she wouldn't, unless someone dragged it out of her. Which they so, so would.)

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

well, yeah. silliness. But, man, they turned Mary into a berserker of death last time, I think they have a little leeway. *g*

Oh, sure, anything (well, almost anything) done in silliness and under some form of coercion is okay. She just can't *mean* it. (Also the idea of teasing-but-not-showing seems more likely to me somehow, but I can't give any solid reason why.)

And of course the boys would complain *vociferously* about missing out.

"Fire kissed her? And I missed it? ...oh god, I'm depressed."

Assuming Bea told them, which she wouldn't, unless someone dragged it out of her. Which they so, so would.

"How'd you get him to let us go, anyway?"
"We threatened to beat him up."
"Well, actually we--"
"Mary, shut up."
"But I can't tell lies, Bea. It wouldn't be right."
"No one was asking you to!"
"So, wait, what did you do?"
"...I'm not saying."
"It must've been really embarrassing if you won't talk about it. Worse than sleeping with Guy."
"She slept with Guy?"
"You didn't know? They were all over each other for a couple of months."
"Wow. Bea, I really thought you had more self-respect than that."
"My sex life is not under discussion here!"
"Right. The discussion was, what did you do to get us out that you're embarrassed to talk about?"
"You know, some teammates would just be grateful to be rescued."
"We are! We're very grateful."
"Completely. Even though we could have rescued ourselves if we'd had a little longer."
"And you were going to do this...how?"
"...We would have thought of something. But we're still grateful."
"So you'll let it drop."
"Not that grateful. What'd you have to do?"
"We--"
"Mary, if you finish that sentence I'm going to..."
"Yes?"
"...I'm not sure how to properly threaten an invulnerable person. But if you finish that sentence, I'll think of something."

[miss-porcupine.livejournal.com]

This is me looking totally unrepentant. :)

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

*glares at evil nasty Porcupine Girl* I just--that was so mean. So brilliantly awful, and Tao is just laughing at him. I'm quite sincere in my desire to see Tao get shot. (Not that I wasn't before this, but this kicked it up a number of notches.) And Brubaker even brought in Savant, and used her to make it worse, and...oh man. So mean.

[miss-porcupine.livejournal.com]

... and halfway through Season Two of Sleeper, you get a few more reasons to love Tao. *keeps quiet why*

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

For certain values of "love," I'm sure. The ones that equate to "wish to disembowel with a blunt knife." *eyes Season Two suspiciously*

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

arghhhh!

scary imposition of Point Blank and I Can't Believe It's Not The Justice league! Qrghhh!

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

*grins* Yeah, that thought did occur to me. But they happened to come up at the same time, and I didn't see the point in two one-line posts...