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[greenygal]

A woman just walked into my cubicle at work and took her top off.

Gee. I live in my very own porn movie.

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[greenygal.livejournal.com]

*admires icon*

Yes, it was a cicada. True, they do not bite, sting, spray venom, or emit disgusting fluids. Regardless, from my pov--and presumably from that of my coworker--they have a remarkably high Ickiness Factor. Not high enough that one has to scream and run away when they fly near you (instead of just ducking), but more than enough that a cicada that has gotten inside one's clothing definitely needs to be removed as immediately and definitively as possible. *shudders*

*ponders causing giant mutated cicadas to invade the DCU so that the heroes will have to kill them all with flamethrowers*