That WIP meme

[greenygal]

'Rith said this was probably a bad idea, because if I let my fictives talk they'd all turn on me. She's got a point. So just assume that added to every entry on this list there's a lot of bitching about "It's been *how* long?!?"

Starman/Green Lantern

Kyle: I had sex with Jack.
Jack: Good for you.
Kyle: And I think he should start painting again.
Jack: Hey, wait a minute.
Author: This really needs a prequel...


Astro City

Crackerjack: I'm stressed because the alien invaders put me in prison, although I'm not going to say so.
Quarrel: I'm guilty because I didn't do anything about it.
Crackerjack: Also I have a traumatic experience in my past I'd like to tell you about.
Quarrel: And I'm still grieving for my dead friend.
Crackerjack: But we can do banter, too.
Author: Thank god.
Quarrel: Did I mention this was a songfic?
Author: Oh dear.


Jay and Mid-Nite I

Jay: So you're gay.
Mid-Nite: Well, yes. Are you upset?
Jay: Not particularly.
Mid-Nite: Oh. Good.
Jay: But I think you should tell everyone else.
Mid-Nite: I'm going to regret this, I can tell.


Sand/Mid-Nite I

Sand: I was in love with Doctor Mid-Nite. It was very tragic and I'd like to tell you all about it. And I have. So finish the last page of the damned story!


Shattered Harmonies:

Piper: I'm still in prison!
Linda: I'm still a med student!
Wally: I haven't gotten a POV piece!
All: Are you *ever* getting back to this?!
Author: Um...


Mid-Nite II/Terrific II preslash

Mid-Nite: Dinah left me. I'm going to sit in the dark and work on chemical experiments.
Terrific: I thought you liked the dark.
Mid-Nite: I do, but I'm depressed anyway. Go away.
Terrific: No.
Mid-Nite: No?
Terrific: Let's go have a midnight snack and exchange life stories.
Mid-Nite: I can't just stay in my lab and be depressed?
Author: No.


K/C First Time

Kyle: You asked me to kill you.
Connor: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Kyle: Don't do it again.
Connor: I'll see what I can do.
Kyle: Also, there's something I'd like to tell you.
Connor: Aren't you supposed to be in love with Jen at this point?
Kyle: Quiet, this is an AU.


S&S vignette

Kyle: Did I mention Connor's gay, too?
Wally: WHAT?
Kyle: Yup.
Wally: Do I know anyone who's straight anymore?
Kyle: Well...
Wally: Say it and die, Rayner.


JLA90210

Selina: I think I might be pregnant.
Bruce: It's definitely not mine.
Selina: Obviously you're not going to be any help.
Clark and Diana: We think Bruce is intriguing and want to cheer him up.
Tim: And I'm going to stalk him until he notices me.
Author: Good luck, guys.
Lois: I have nothing to do with Bruce.
Author: You go, girl.
Wally: I'm the hyperactive class clown.
Linda: I'm an obsessive workaholic.
Wally and Linda: We fight crime!
Author: Not in this universe, you don't.
Wally: Okay, but we're really cute.
Author: Granted.
All: Also, we have many plots to get on with. And you really shouldn't make Smitty write them all.
Author: This is true.


K/C Diner Rewrite

Kyle: Connor, if you're gay, you can just say so.
Connor: Well...I might be. I'm not sure.
Kyle: Maybe I could help you figure it out.
Sheriff: Hey! None of that slash stuff in here! Or we'll run you out of town on a rail!
Kyle: You and what army?!
Connor: Uh-oh...


Hal/Barry

Barry: Iris is dead. I'm traumatized.
Hal: Is there anything I can do?
Barry: Have comfort sex with me.
Hal: Um...
Barry: It makes sense. I think.


Wally and Iris

Wally: Is Linda coming back?
Iris: Yes.
Wally: Are you sure?
Iris: Yes.
Wally: But how can you be *sure*?
Iris: I'm the voice of experience.
Wally: But--
Author: Just trust her, okay?

Comments

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

snickers
I love it... and all of them sound great!

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Hopefully you'll actually *see* some of them at some point...

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

Smiels whenever you get to em is good-- you are a good writer and it will be worth the wait

[ratcreature]

Oooh, lots of potential Flash fic. *bounce* And Kyle/Conner cuteness. You know that these kinds of teasers are cruel, right? ;)

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

Yup. I'm mean and evil that way. On the other hand, at least it reminds me that they're sitting there wanting to be done. Especially the Kyle/Connor cuteness.

[caia-comica.livejournal.com]

LOL.

(but you know what you need to do *now*, Carmen...)

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

Flee in absolute terror?

[caia-comica.livejournal.com]

...another perfectly viable possibility. But we'd all prefer it if you stuck around and finished the fic :).

[kerithwyn.livejournal.com]

Of course, you know what I think you really should be working on.... :D But! Dude! You've got *lots* of finished or nearly finished stuff you haven't posted. Share, eh? :)

[greenygal.livejournal.com]

Of course, you know what I think you really should be working on....

Kyle/Oblivion, right? ;)

(Don't look at me like that, it was your idea...)

You've got *lots* of finished or nearly finished stuff you haven't posted.

I only wish I had lots of finished stuff! Almost finished, yes, I'll cop to. I desperately need to just sit down with that Sand piece and make myself end it. It's not as though I don't know what happens, after all...

[blinkytreefrog.livejournal.com]

Piper: Hey! She's forgotten about us. That sucks!
James Jesse: Looks like it. There goes your last chance at nookie.
Piper: Like you can talk.
James Jesse: I do actually have a son, you know. Granted, he's twelve years old now, so that doesn't say much about my recent prospects... Come to think of it, having a torrid affair with you is looking like a better prospect everyday.
Piper: But she's never going to get around to it. She's completely forgotten.
James Jesse: At least she's actually planning on doing some fic on you. Looks like she's abandoned me altogether.
Piper: I don't understand it! This is the perfect time! I mean, we're even working together in the books now.
James Jesse: Plus I just sent Heatwave out of the city. And you're still terribly emotionally vulnerable.
Piper: I'm not emotionally vulnerable! I'm just fine. Really. So there.
James Jesse: Uh huh. You know I'm responsible for the mental and physical well being of my agents, don't you?
Piper: I don't remember that being in the contract.
James Jesse: No really, it's just here. *points*
Piper: ...
James Jesse: *grins* Now then. Time for some 'special' healing time...