Oh, I like this meme!
Oct. 2nd, 2004 01:08 pmTo pick up Connor Hawke: Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good. |
*snickers* Well, it wouldn't work, but it's something I can definitely see someone saying to him.
To pick up Kyle Rayner: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. |
I'm almost tempted to steal that one for a fic....
To pick up Roy Harper: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. |
*falls off chair laughing* Oh, yeah, that'd work! Not that it's hard to pick Roy up...
And over on the Legion side...
To pick up Querl Dox: Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
Okay, that's not gonna get me anywhere. Then again, there is no useful pickup line for him--either you're a tall blond with superstrength, or you're not.