Piper: Hey! She's forgotten about us. That sucks! James Jesse: Looks like it. There goes your last chance at nookie. Piper: Like you can talk. James Jesse: I do actually have a son, you know. Granted, he's twelve years old now, so that doesn't say much about my recent prospects... Come to think of it, having a torrid affair with you is looking like a better prospect everyday. Piper: But she's never going to get around to it. She's completely forgotten. James Jesse: At least she's actually planning on doing some fic on you. Looks like she's abandoned me altogether. Piper: I don't understand it! This is the perfect time! I mean, we're even working together in the books now. James Jesse: Plus I just sent Heatwave out of the city. And you're still terribly emotionally vulnerable. Piper: I'm not emotionally vulnerable! I'm just fine. Really. So there. James Jesse: Uh huh. You know I'm responsible for the mental and physical well being of my agents, don't you? Piper: I don't remember that being in the contract. James Jesse: No really, it's just here. *points* Piper: ... James Jesse: *grins* Now then. Time for some 'special' healing time...
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Date: 2004-05-29 10:17 pm (UTC)James Jesse: Looks like it. There goes your last chance at nookie.
Piper: Like you can talk.
James Jesse: I do actually have a son, you know. Granted, he's twelve years old now, so that doesn't say much about my recent prospects... Come to think of it, having a torrid affair with you is looking like a better prospect everyday.
Piper: But she's never going to get around to it. She's completely forgotten.
James Jesse: At least she's actually planning on doing some fic on you. Looks like she's abandoned me altogether.
Piper: I don't understand it! This is the perfect time! I mean, we're even working together in the books now.
James Jesse: Plus I just sent Heatwave out of the city. And you're still terribly emotionally vulnerable.
Piper: I'm not emotionally vulnerable! I'm just fine. Really. So there.
James Jesse: Uh huh. You know I'm responsible for the mental and physical well being of my agents, don't you?
Piper: I don't remember that being in the contract.
James Jesse: No really, it's just here. *points*
Piper: ...
James Jesse: *grins* Now then. Time for some 'special' healing time...